"From pikey to president"

It seems like no time at all since "pikey" dan breen was living in a 3x3m caravan on a landfill site with 10 of his family, eating cold beans from a tin nicked from the bins at the back of the Safeway's car park in the badlands of Sheffield.

Young Danny won his first snowboard betting on a cockfight and originally used it as a dining table before discovering it could be used as transport when towed by his trusty dag. He learned to spin on his board imitating his dag chasing its tail, and developed a unique style copying his dag scratching its nuts and offering its paw for a handshake. This technique impressed judges gaining him podium positions at many comps notably BUDS big air champ '05 and BUSC pipe champ '07.

Having served as freestyle captain last year, dan pulled an insurance job claiming to have lost his mobile home to the great Sheffield floods of '07 to fund his campaign for president. This proved successful.

Tall, blonde, bronzed, hotter than a freshly baked apple crumble and naked. Sound Swedish, ja? You guessed it. This EUSSC gem knows how to make the boys (and girls) stutter and drool. Throw in some big, sick airs and serious park steez and you have Maya...our own Swedish fantasy.

Mark Watson said one day:
"Hey buddies I think I'm Gay!"
Pulled on a pair of skates
And he hit the park as we cried out:
"Don't do it Mark! Think of your parents,
And what they stand for!"
NOT BEING GAY!
But he said "Fuck you's all!"
As he spun through the window of a skatepark wall

We Say,
He's a Rollerblader,
And a Lady hater,
Gay Fairy,
And a Boaby trader.
Where did it all go wrong?
Stark naked in a small pink thong. (x2)

Mark Watson,
Mark Watson,
Mark Watson You Are Gay! (x2)

A Five forty spin down a set of stairs,
This gay must shave his hairs.
A top-side acid on a school yard kerb,
Well, have you seen a bigger nerd?
Cos if I tell you once, I'll tell you twice,
When it comes to girls, he's cold as ice.
But when it comes to boys,
Well, now you're talking!
You're looking at a gay boy walking.

Achievements; Black belt in Chodding. Awarded Miss Chod Bin of the Universe 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006. (2004 was rigged)

Interests; Men, cock and skiing. (In that order)

Favourite films; The Chod Father. Dirty Chodding. City of Chod.

Favourite Books. Harry Chodder and the Goblet of Men. Chod and Choderbility.

About me; "I am a jedi chodder".

Ajajaja.. mami! chica! bella! dona! ajajaj! mama mia! whattahottiii!
And she knows her shit, whether it be how to run EUSSC, how to drill oil, beat you down the mountain or make the boys run circles around her.. she knows.. And she also knows how best to hide a bottle of wine in her hat on the meadows on a saturday at 3 in the afternoon after 3 full days of festivities and pas de sleep.. that's out girl, our busc laydeee, our sweetie, our lovely but beware of the HAZEL!

Chris Yendell, aka, The Yendellator...also known as Yendellina to his closer associates, always loves to get a bit down and dirty on the slopes, whether its bobbing for sausages in condoms with arse oot, or long-arming from a gutter, he's your man!

Yendell's favourite sayings include: "Shibby!", "ooh Denied" and "Sweeeet!" This young chappie unfortunately spent most of last year with a bit of a grudge over the fact that he was appointed Elf No.2 on the committee as apposed to the highly prestigous position of Elf No.1...he has still never really accepted it.

However, things are on the up for this young whippersnapper this year as he has landed the job of Equipment Convenor as he slowly climbs the ranks of EUSSC positions...but this is a shared position so just watch your back Polski!

Secretly a skier in his mislead youth, I wouldn't be suprised by the thought of Christopher yearning for the day when he can sneak off with the snowblades which hang and tease him in the lock-up, so he can tell me he was the first one to spin a 720.... But on a serious note, Chris really loves it when you call him the Yendellator. So remember folks, when your down the lock-up on those cold sunday mornings renting your equipment, don't forget to make him feel like the superhero he soo wants to be, he'll be your mate for life.

He's polish as polish can be, and he can ski... But life here for him is very different than in Poland, the food's more expensive, the vodka's more expensive, the girls are more difficult, chicken gets rotten sooner, he has to wash and fold his own clothes, and again, the vodka is more expensive...

So he swings dances and makes bolognese to keep that smile on his face. And sometimes, when life gets really tough and the vodka is super expensive, he dresses up in women's clothing...

David Yule aka The Sex Pest and last years Race captain. Often seen in bars throughout the Alps wearing only his boxer shorts (or sometimes a poser pouch), Dave is famous throughout EUSSC and the university ski circuit for his scandalous behaviour. One memorable evening in Mayerhoffen, Austria, Dave was stripped to only his kilt (worn as a true Scotsman) when an attractive young lady approached him in the club. She flicked up his kilt and with a gasp remarked "you have a fantastic P****, I have to show this to my friends!" Dave rubbing his hands with glee was guided hand in hand through the club with growing anticipation. He eventually found himself at the bar with his kilt once again being hoiked above the waistline but instead of the harem of gorgeous women he was expecting there were three burly unamused men staring at his equipment.

At the committee meal, Doug was only interested in getting a lapdance at the local brothel.

Born in the land of the shire that is Worcester, Will suffered a poor upbringing. Surrounded by inbreeds, pikeys and whores, he tried to get away from his past, nevertheless was tracked down in Edinburgh by one of those same pikeys.

Will has a tendency to cross dress and his past times include being a hooker, enjoying long hard nights as a scrubber in Whistler & starting fights in clubs! He also likes to make up stories about members of the committee!) Do not despair, the EUSSC will put him back on track and the lockup boys are sure to keep him safe under their wings.

Boarding is his style, catching air is his game, throw in some rails and you won't see him for days. Will loves a bit of banter, the best around the town, find him on the dance floor or more likely at the bar!